Abstract
Octopuses are aliens. Seriously-in a peer-reviewed science journal, a team of 33 respected scientists has concluded that alien origin is the most plausible explanation for octopuses. Here's the reasoning, published in Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology (August 2018): Octopuses are genetically so diverse from their supposed nautiloid ancestors that it is highly unlikely they could have evolved their high intelligence and astounding camouflage abilities in a few million years supposedly available. Conclusion: They must have been uniquely created-whoops, we mean they must have come from space.